August212014

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

1AM
marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

1AM

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

1AM

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

(Source: pedro-quill, via i-have-a-phobia-of-stickers)

1AM

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

(Source: sunflora-seeds, via i-have-a-phobia-of-stickers)

1AM

(Source: starlourd, via beingmormon)

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crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via achildofthefandoms)

12AM

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via achildofthefandoms)

12AM

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The end is wonderful

(via carxenogeneticist)

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sgtjimbarnes:

I decided to go back and finish it.

sgtjimbarnes:

I decided to go back and finish it.

(via queenofthemindpalace)

12AM

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

(via queenofthemindpalace)

August202014

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

(via queenofthemindpalace)

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