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Having an Australian accent is like being sent to prison for a crime I didn’t commit
Being Australian is because of a crime you didn’t commit
I was going to say ‘not everyone!’ but then i remembered that mums side came here from an axe murderer and dads side some dude stole 7 horses and thats why i’m australian
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.